Ingredients: Words, Water, congress, performance, barmies, media concentrate, mixed music, video streams, whiskey (free flow agent), beer, beer, dancing, partially and fully hyrdo'd, machines, tits guaranteed, comedy, red, blue, green, B&W, moon, patricide, silicon dioxide (free flow agent), yellow 40, our nations fiber, caffeine, clowns, actors, vitamin C and caramel color, lots of caramel color.

   
EVENT THEATRICS, SIDESHOW, POP, DANCE, CARNIVALISM
   
MAY 30, 2008
VERY SPECIAL GUEST!
2539 N. Kedzie Ave => CHICAGO, City of Industry
8pm - 2am ::: 1 NITE ONLY ::: $15
  WITNESS!
MAN vs. CANDY MACHINE
special musical guests:
BUSDRIVER
Aleks and the Drummer

Doors @ 8pm, performances 8:30
Post-show club dance party w/ Gutter Butter
FEMMES de FUTUR
DIGITAL GYPSY SILHOUETTE BOOTH
LIVE! GENE LEE!
BIG DOG EAT CHILD
 
Inaugural event for Mostmodernist, showing amazing never-before seen features, plus ribaldry, comedy, lust & stuntin', mostmodernist men, women of the future, a calypso call to arms, Abaraham Lincoln meets Shel Silverstien. Good bands. Special guests will amaze you! Chicago bred, Chicago style!

"Chi-town stand-up, we supposed to win!" -- Rhymefest

 
THE BOTTLE & STONE BATTALION
BRING YOUR CELL PHONE CAMERAS!
DANCE YOUR WAY INTO SOME NEW PANTIES!
ONE NIGHT ONLY!