The Jackson 5ive Cartoon Series Pilot Episode++

The Jackson 5ive series pilot Episode (the show ran 1971-73).

Mikey's pet snake Rosie escapes to go see Dianna Ross in concert downtown (the boys are always playing Ross' record). Includes songs "ABC 123" and "Goin' Back to Indiana". Watch (auto-playlist):

More Jackson 5ive clickside: another cartoon episode, "Pinestock", and the 5ive live on the Carrol Burnett Show. They do a skit with Burnett playing the prudish music teacher. The boys jam out some "this old man".

Then a couple unreleased Michael Jackson & Freddy Mercury tracks replete with youtube photo montage.

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FFFFOUND! image bookmarking = visual motherlode

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Editor-in-Chief of Techmucking Magazine WIRED Plagarizes Wikipedia in New Book

"In the course of reading Chris Anderson’s new book, Free: The Future of a Radical Price (Hyperion, $26.99), for a review in an upcoming issue of VQR, we have discovered almost a dozen passages that are reproduced nearly verbatim from uncredited sources."

From Waldo Jaquith at the Virgina Quarterly Review

Is This Funny?

We're not sure.

But a gentleman named Mark Maynard penned this letter to Robert DeNiro, and it has spread like California Wildfire all up and down the electronic coast-to-coast.

Facebook Not For Racists

Last Friday, Republican activist Rusty DePass made a passing remark on Facebook about how Michelle Obama is related to an escaped gorilla. Such a colossal blunder could spell doomsday for his progeniture, seeing as how Facebook facility is now so widely used to augment natural selection; one can only imagine the shame his spawn will suffer as a direct result of Rusty's S.M.M. (Social Media Mishap).

SOMEBODY'S GRANDMA ON THA LOOSE!


WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING THIS LADY A WEBCAM FOR HER BIRTHDAY??

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Presumed Hipster Takes Hipster 'Staches to New Levels of Pastiche

To my real-life friend on the right...all I can say is: "Oops!"

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Scribd.com -- the Youtube/iTunes/ePimp of the written word

In case you haven't heard of Scribd.com, it's the new publish-it-yourself site, for ebooks and other documents. It was recently profiled by the NYTimes. It also happens to be a good place to find yourself a call girl in Bangalore.

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Crisco's Non-Cooking Uses

Crisco has properties that allow for many uses beyond its currently marketed purpose of cooking.

As a household utility product it has many alternative uses, including:

Removal of tar and lipstick from clothing.
Removal of ink, grease and dirt from surfaces and hands.
Revitalizing the surfaces of wooden utensils such as bowls and cutting boards.
Shedding water and snow from weather gear such as galoshes and snow shovels.

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Barrel Monster Faces Prison

NC student Joseph Carnevale aka "Banksy" is being charged with larceny for stealing and damaging the traffic barrels on May 31 for the purpose of building a statue. Banksy assembled a barrel monster out of bright orange traffic barrels and put it to work directing traffic on a busy public street.

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Still Life: Gemma Clements

University of Stratford Graduate Gemma Clements' collection inspired by Stepford Wives and liberty print history, the use of identity and how it can be lost in society.

More at fashion156.com and at Flickr.

Enid Collins Wholesale Catalog, 1973

"...at formal teas. as always, Collins handbags steal the show. Even Mrs. Thompson's secret spiced tea recipe can't compete!"

From cathyofcalifornia

Fallen Princesses : Disney Just Got Real

These works place Fairy Tale characters in modern day scenarios. In all of the images the Princess is placed in an environment that articulates her conflict. The '...happily ever after' is replaced with a realistic outcome and addresses current issues.

Read more here.

THE FUTURE IS UPON US: Wearable Gesture Interface AKA "Sixth Sense" brings interactive holograms to your chest, palm, and fingertips!


"Easy access to relevant information that can help us make optimal decisions about what to do next and what actions to take..." says MIT Media Lab's Fluid Interfaces Director Pattie Maes. (Watch the TED video and listen for the oohs, ahhs, and gasps in the audience!)

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Tank Man's ass Revealed!

AP Photojournalist Terril Jones unearths sensational never-before-seen image of Tank Man's ass on the eve of the 20th anniversary of Tiananmen Square Massacre.

And sells it to the New York Times!

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Justine Lai: Join or Die

"In Join Or Die, I paint myself having sex with the Presidents of the United States in chronological order..."

Read more at the artist's website.

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World's Largest "Fusion Facility" Finished

Located in California, the "fusion facility" is said to be able to create quantum cuisines from across the entire spectrum of... everything. fast food my ass food--this shit's light!

It's also home to the most powerful laser ever built (actually several lasers). Sounds like something that could fall into the wrong hands.

Project proposal: let's etch the moon.

Article here CLICK!

RUN, BLAGO, RUN! show opens July 24

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Graphic artist Ray Noland alias "CRO" has been hard at work funding a 3-day exhibition in which artists are invited to re-interpret the classic jogging pose of Illinois ex-Governor Rod Blagoyevich. Participating artists include Jeff Zimmermann and Tariq Rafiq, while celebrity jurors include Joan Cusack and Derrick Carter.

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Last Call for Chicagolympix

Photo © spudart via Flickr.

Mayor Daley and a small entourage from the Chicago 2016 organizing committee and the U.S. Olympic Committee are traveling to Olympic headquarters in Lausanne, Switzerland, to make a final sales pitch before as many as 90 of the 100 members of the International Olympic Committee -- the governing body that plans to announce Oct. 2 which city gets the Games.

Among the finalist cities, Chicago is the only one that hasn't offered a blanket guarantee against potential Olympic losses. It has been 25 years since the IOC has awarded the Olympics to a city whose bid did not include a blanket guarantee...though outgoing USOC chief Peter Ueberroth praised Chicago last week as "the leader," and the widely read Olympics-watching Web site Around The Rings ranked Chicago first.

Redmoon Theater: GET A DICTIONARY!


Redmoon Theater is Chicago's longest-running and most commercially successful spectacle theater company. They were founded in 1989, and over the past 20 years have transformed from a lo-fi, DIY, community-driven public puppeteering troupe to one of the nation's most gargantuan operations...

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CALLOUS COUPLE ACCEPTS REWARD FOR FINDING LOST DOG

"Balabolil said she gladly handed over the $2500 reward money, stopping at an ATM machine to get the final $500."

Wow that is SO NOT COOL of them!!! And what about those of us who don't have an extra $2K to throw at people who refuse to return our lost pets??

2nd Ward Alderman Ain't Got No Love For "Misdemeanor Wieners"


Photo © John Dunlevy via Flickr.

An incredible event is taking place on Jackson and Western--or WOULD be taking place, were it not for Bob Fioretti's admitted lack of humor and subsequent lack of compassion for an inventive and playful foodservice enterprise with roots in community service, social activism, and criminal rehabilitation.

Read more about the Sausage Scandal...

Official noise over the parking meter sale; and your Alderman's side business

Two articles on the Tribune website worth a gander.

The Inspector General says the deal for the parking meters was officially shitty. He's only several months behind the rest of us.

And you can check out your Alderman's "economic disclosure forms", uploaded by the Trib to Scribd.

See also our "review" of scribd.

"TerraStar" Launches ISP Space Satelite From S. America; "SkyTerra" Not Far Behind

Body Builder Action Hero Actor Wins US Senate Seat

Colombian Drug Smuggling Semi-Submarines

Cheap, disposable "narcosubs" deliver up to a quarter million in merch. Story at the Christian Science Monitor >>>>>>>>

Text of President Obama's Statement on Iran June 23rd, 2009

"The Iranian people are trying to have a debate about their future. Some in the Iranian government are trying to avoid that debate by accusing the United States and others outside of Iran of instigating protests over the elections. These accusations are patently false and absurd. They are an obvious attempt to distract people from what is truly taking place within Iran's borders. This tired strategy of using old tensions to scapegoat other countries won't work anymore in Iran."

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Iran - A Look Inside

Images and video, much of it captured by citizen of Iran, are making their way out onto the internet, documenting riots, protests and and violent clashes. The importance of this phenomenon is not be understimated. The world has eyes on the inside, and a beating conscience to surround.

A heartwrenching video shows a young woman in her last moments on Earth after being shot in the chest, her face calm and her eyes looking directly at the viewer, even as her lifeblood flows away.

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Kenneth Starr Supports Pres. Obama's Nominee Sonia Sotomayor

As the confirmation process for President Obama's Supreme Court Justice nomination, Mrs. Sonia Sotomayor, heats up, we can be assured some top drawer demogoguery as Republicans who live and deny by party lines get the pulpit for a minute. They probably can't stop the nomination, but they can harass it.

However, in a surprising turn, one of the most unctuous republican baby boomers around is promoting Sotomayor. None less than Kenneth Starr, "republican icon", author of the Starr report, which led the impeachment of Clinton, and also a guy who defends the likes of California's Proposition 8, and also Blackwater, every American's least-favorite private sector ambassador, which has since changed its name to Xecompany. One of their new offerings, "Innovative Technologies":

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Al Jazeera Video on Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei

"Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran's supreme leader, has supported Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's re-election as president.

But some believe this support may be born out of necessity. Khamenei is rumoured to be in a power struggle with Hashimi Rafsanjani, a former president who opposes Ahmedinejad and is chairman of the country's Assembly of Experts, which has the power to remove Khamenei from his post.

Al Jazeera's Hamish MacDonald reports."

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Cave Creeak, AZ Decides Deadlocked Election With A Deck of Cards

Setup: Two contestants--the incumbent and a newcomer--for a seat on city council in a small town of 5,000 people each got 660 votes in a runoff, even after a recount. You can put together that turnout ratio. It's nice to see they were able to count the same number twice tho.

What do you do?

Arizona state law allows for a game of chance to decide such a tie. In the past, in addition to cards, they have also rolled dice and shot pistols at each other to determine election results. They like to remind themselves of their old west roots.

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THE SKY IS FALLING! Meteorite Lands On German Teenager

"The only other known example of a human being surviving a meteor strike happened in Alabama, USA, in November 1954 when a grapefruit-sized fragment crashed through the roof of a house, bounced off furniture and landed on a sleeping woman."

This one was about the size of a pea and traveled 30,000 mph.

Coal: The Official State Rock of W. Virginia

According to other news sources, West Virginia has passed legislation declaring coal its official state rock. Actually, those other news sources are incorrect: WV only changed it from its former designation as the official state snack.

The real question is: could this lead to environmental protections FOR coal?

Story Here.

It's Mid-East Election Season !!!

Good Luck to the competitors!

Saad Hariri, son of the assassiniated Billionaire Tycoon and former Prime Minister of Lebanon Rafik Hariri, has pushed his party to another victory at the polls. Talks abound of his probable ascension to the Premiership. Rafik Hariri was assassinated by a carbomb to his cavalcade, years after rebuilding Lebanon.

And in Iran, things are heating up in the race for President. The incumbent, celebrity Persian Politician Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has been the obvious front runner for a while. There has been little sustained momentum from opposition. Now, a former Prime Minister from the 80's, one mr Mir Hossein Mousavi, is showing strong support from Iran's Obama generation.

FOREVER LONG TWEET OUR SUPREMELY GREAT AND DEAR ETERNAL LEADER!

"An unfathomable mental power of all the people has erupted like an active volcano and new standards and records stirring the era are being created in an unbroken chain in all sectors of socialist construction on the crest of the surging tide of the 150-day campaign in the DPRK,” read one report that readers were suggested to link to. The headline was tweeted as “New Speed of Great Advance Created in DPRK."

Hey there! kcna_dprk is using Twitter.

Bankruptcy: Big Business, Small Conscience

You don't see much criticism of the way the corporate structure (or bureaucracy in general) allow one unctuous company official after another to slither past accepting responsibility for bad practices. Perhaps this phenomenon was best explained in the ingenious and frightening documentary The Corporation, in which corporate behavior is psycho-analyzed by the book, with the conclusion that The Incorporated are bona fide psychopathic. One of the symptoms of psychopathy is "feels no remorse".

GM's new CEO:


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Congressional Buffoonery, Part 1

After electing a sensible President, let us not forget that Congress still mostly comprises the same idiots and assholes that presided over the same policy-making (and policy-impairing) of the past decade or two which has left America like a ship run ashore. Yes, that includes the democrats too.

Read on for a real congressional clown act.

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